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Monday One Liners

I can’t believe this guy submitted a cover letter to be a girl’s new boyfriend.

With the summer over, I’m looking forward to some down time.

I’ve heard of two faced people before but a two faced cat?

With Football kicking off Wednesday, I hope my Twitter followers have figured out the Mute function.

I found it pretty amusing that eBay no longer allows the sale of spells.

The food at the CNE has gone from “interesting” to “trying to kill you” in the span of a couple years.

It’s sadly no surprise to learn that Tom Cruise has a Wife Auditioning Process.

From the look of it, I’ll be donating 1/3 of my clothes to charity this week.

Heart warming story of a dog getting prosthetic limbs after having paws cut off by a Mexican drug cartel.

I’m looking forward to taking up new recipes after a few months away from cooking.

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  1. 09/03/2012 at 11:07 AM | #1

    I need to plan The Ex out better next year — I never know what I’m going to want to do when I get there :|

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