Monday One Liners
Sure you can have sex with a minor, just don’t take photos of it.
I’m surprised more funding doesn’t go into curing hangovers in people over 30.
Interesting idea from a store that offered free clothes if you showed up wearing no clothes.
I’ve never understood why people generally don’t like having their photo taken but love looking at photos of themselves.
Do you think a 1200 pair shoe collection is grounds for a divorce?
Am I the only one who gets annoyed at tipping a delivery driver when there’s already a delivery charge on my order?
Where’s the justice if a judge offers a reduced sentence if a mother cuts off her daughters long hair in court.
I didn’t think it possible but I’m actually sick of trying to keep up with all the UFC content being pushed this year.
You can make sure to wear an ice cube vest if you’re looking to stay cool in the heat.
It’s easier to ignore the writing on the wall than to accept what it has to say.
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J Money Rambles
Thanks for the morning smile my friend! Also, agreed re: the delivery charge/tip thing…it really grinds my gears.
Glad I could brighten your day if only a bit.
I hear ya on the UFC! I’ve actually decided to skip watching some events. It had been years since I missed one.
I think the best route is to find the ME’s online the next day for the B level shows and make the time to watch the PPV’s. It almost feels like UFC has more TV saturation than WWE and that’s a scary thought for a legit sport.
You’re officially getting the last comment I make of the night before I go to sleep, so I’m going to make it a good one
I wanted to focus on two of your one-liners this time.
NEW CLOTHES IF YOU COME IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
Cool idea! I really like it from a marketing perspective! I guess that’s one way to build buzz if you really want to get word-of-mouth coverage. But if you can afford to give new clothes to people who DON’T need it, why don’t you put a little aside for the people who DO??? These are hard times and people are suffering — it just seems like a lot of our focus is in a rotten direction, and I can’t help but see things like this sometimes and think how resources could be better leveraged.
THE PROBLEM WITH PHOTOS
FIrst off, let me say I always love a good Justin reaction to a photo to take: “I don’t fucking know! It looks good to me, but YOU’RE the photographer!” It will NEVER get old
Right, so I don’t know — people want photos of themselves to be as perfect as possible — it’s a simple truth, I feel. Unfortunately, we’re not perfect people and the camera doesn’t lie. So maybe it’s part fascination and part trying to align our views of an event with how someone else saw it?
Or maybe I’m just BSing. Who knows. It’s good base material for a poll, I’ll tell you that!
And I’m OUT!
–case p.