Monday One Liners
Sure you can have sex with a minor, just don’t take photos of it.
I’m surprised more funding doesn’t go into curing hangovers in people over 30.
Interesting idea from a store that offered free clothes if you showed up wearing no clothes.
I’ve never understood why people generally don’t like having their photo taken but love looking at photos of themselves.
Do you think a 1200 pair shoe collection is grounds for a divorce?
Am I the only one who gets annoyed at tipping a delivery driver when there’s already a delivery charge on my order?
Where’s the justice if a judge offers a reduced sentence if a mother cuts off her daughters long hair in court.
I didn’t think it possible but I’m actually sick of trying to keep up with all the UFC content being pushed this year.
You can make sure to wear an ice cube vest if you’re looking to stay cool in the heat.
It’s easier to ignore the writing on the wall than to accept what it has to say.