Wednesday One Liners
I’ve never heard of a wedding where drunk guests punched the bride.
Being handed a new trust, even something like digits, should never be taken for granted.
Would you give up sex for any of these 7 things?
I’ve come to realize I only give a rats ass about podcasts if my friends are the ones hosting the show.
I can’t believe that this guy contracted the plague from a cat.
Knowing your own poor eating habits are the reason you can’t buy some great looking clothing is an awful feeling.
You’re auto nominated for worst mother ever award when you shoot up your 14 year old daughter with heroin 200 times.
Sometimes the best advice comes not from your eldest friends but from your youngest.
Respect to this woman who was groped by a TSA agent and decided to grope her right back.
How you push through adversity is what truly determines the difference between your good friends and your best friends.