Wednesday One Liners
I’ve never heard of a wedding where drunk guests punched the bride.
Being handed a new trust, even something like digits, should never be taken for granted.
Would you give up sex for any of these 7 things?
I’ve come to realize I only give a rats ass about podcasts if my friends are the ones hosting the show.
I can’t believe that this guy contracted the plague from a cat.
Knowing your own poor eating habits are the reason you can’t buy some great looking clothing is an awful feeling.
You’re auto nominated for worst mother ever award when you shoot up your 14 year old daughter with heroin 200 times.
Sometimes the best advice comes not from your eldest friends but from your youngest.
Respect to this woman who was groped by a TSA agent and decided to grope her right back.
How you push through adversity is what truly determines the difference between your good friends and your best friends.
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J Money Rambles
See, you know when you’ve done a good job with a blog when you have me clicking every link in the post. Big ups, bro — if you had your own news station, I’d check it out
P.S. I didn’t get married to give up sex. These Americans are on some CRACK, bro.
…but at least it’s not heroin. YES. TOO SOON. I KNOW.
The “give up sex” link was surprising but I must admit I had to really contemplate the whole give up the Internet thing. =/
Given enough time, you forget it’s even there. When I was in Tanzania, I just read, took photos and played card games instead. There’s a whole unplugged world out there, man. Maybe a blackout is EXACTLY what we need sometimes!