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Tuesday One Liners

Scary to see a Cloud service that gives employers a means to monitor text messages on company phones.

Is it a little odd that I’m looking forward to the many upcoming ribfests already?

I’ve been on the receiving end of a couple of the 21 worst ways to break up with someone.

It’s odd gauging the panic on people who bought Facebook stock at its brutally overpriced IPO.

Airlines charging more for adjacent seats doesn’t help their ever worsening reputation.

Is this the year I finally invest in Air Conditioning?

Someone is going to have some explaining to do having lost 4 tons of pot.

I’m going to really miss watching House on Monday night/Tuesday morning.

What goes through someone’s mind when they think “I want to ban the Internet.”

People who set fireworks off after 11pm should be arrested, thrown in jail, and subjected to random gunshot noise in the middle of the night.

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  1. 05/22/2012 at 3:31 PM | #1

    Sorry dawg, I’ve never been the dumpee. Hope it wasn’t too bad for you.

    Heh. Upon re-entry to Earth’s atmosphere. That’s choice :D

    I think this is the first time you’ve posted one of these and I don’t have a massive debate to start! Well done ;)

    • 05/22/2012 at 8:47 PM | #2

      The Cloud service that monitors your texts sent shivers down my spine. Is your Blackberry provided by your office?

      • 05/29/2012 at 1:15 PM | #3

        The one I use for work stuff is; but it’s only used for work stuff. Though peers seem to have convinced themselves that there’s no way for them to keep a record of BBM chats, but I haven’t bought into this idea.

        My personal BlackBerry is my personal BlackBerry.

        • 05/29/2012 at 3:13 PM | #4

          Well BBM is encrypted through RIM’s network so your co-workers are likely right in their assumption. I’m curious if a company can request records though if they own the device.

  2. 05/22/2012 at 11:04 PM | #5

    I also cannot wait for ribfest… Mmmmmm…

    • 05/29/2012 at 3:12 PM | #6

      The Burlington Ribfest is one of my favourite events. You gotta mission out this year and we’ll do it up proper.

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